I know. I know what you're thinking. You think that Chucky and Tiffany shared a Veggie Delite sandwich, don't you? After all, there are three basic vegan/vegetarian choices on the Subway menu: Veggie Delite, Veggie Patty, and Egg & Cheese breakfast sandwich. Okay Technoids... five choices when you break it down to sandwiches and salad option.
Tiffany and I stopped by our local Subway on our way to work this morning. We each took advantage of the $2.50 Breakfast Combo special. Any breakfast sandwich and drink for only $2.50.
Tiffany was carrying slices of meatless ham and meatless turkey in her purse. I walked up to the counter, put my dagger into my back pocket, jumped upon onto the counter, and sneered the resident sandwich artist, "Two breakfast combo specials please."
- both light wheat English muffins
- both egg white
- both provolone cheese
- one "Western" (onion and bell pepper)
- both jalapeno slices (after toasting)
- both tomato slice (after toasting)
- one slice meatless ham (added after receiving our meal)
- one slice meatless smoked turkey (added after receiving our meal)
There you have it folks. Fast food à la vegetarian. And I might add quite delicious and satisfying.
Sidebar for readers who travel the "special" little bus: As a general rule of thumb, Tiffany doesn't transport meatless ham and turkey in her purse. This was a planned action. By no means does this represent an acute change in post-vegetarianism mental behavior.
Hi-dee hi-dee healthy-ho my fine friends!